The Anti-Wellness Wellness Site

Digital tools, feral recipes, and lazy self-care — all handcrafted by your burnout auntie.

Let’s be honest. If one more person tells you to “just journal and hydrate,” you might scream into a jar of supermarket pesto.

This is Zia’s Kitchen — a cosy digital den for the burned out, the fed up, and the beautifully feral. A place where Italian comfort food meets existential dread, chickens wear sweaters, and passive income gets built between panic naps.

Whether you're:

  • Trying to cook like a nonna without spending £80 at Whole Foods,

  • Figuring out how to keep chickens alive (and your sanity intact),

  • Or building a phone-only income stream while avoiding human interaction…

You belong here.

🍝 What We Actually Do Here:

  • Lazy Italian recipes with real carbs, real joy, and zero calorie-counting.

  • Chicken-keeping chaos for smallholders, backyard eccentrics, and future goat mums.

  • Digital product survival kits so you can stop doomscrolling and start earning.

🔥 Start Where You Are:

🛒 Grab the Free Italian Pantry Checklist — cook pasta like a kitchen witch.
🐓 Read Our Chicken Posts — Silkie secrets, predator-proofing and more.

⚡ Real Life. Real Food.

No mantras. No celery juice. Just carbs, chickens, and chaos.